Thursday, January 28, 2010
First Day
First day of JC today... Woke up @ 0540hrs and arrived outside dunman at 0630hrs... Sat down at dunman's bus stop and countless nostalgic moments flooded my mind... The usual wait for the 29 stop, the anger i had when i forgot 4 questions for mother tongue oral, The joker who tried to Psycho me into giving (him/her) a free taxi ride... And so on...
Then Abt 0642hrs, I was checking my back just in case i saw The Teacher (She who shall not be nammed) and guess what, it wasnt her... It was her side kick... Then when i turned around, i saw a very familiar arm... NO OFFENSE INTENDED HERE... Then i looked up... ZOMG!!! ITS MR L. I looked at him and he was like, IGNORING ME.... ROFL! EPIC SIA... Also note that i am wearing full Dunman Uniform at this time... PLZ PLZ remember my attire from this moment on... HOW CAN ONE OWN'S Ex-FORM TEACHER NOT RECOGNIZE HIS STUDENT?
Then the next 29 bus arrived and Eunos alighted from it... I didnt realize that the dunmanites were congregating first before entering... So i chatted with him and got thirsty... So guess what i did... Remember what i wore? Haha... You guessed it right! I went inside dunman, JUST TO BUY Chrysanthemum Tea for Eunos and Green Tea for myself.... HAHA... And It was like 0700hrs and the Counselors were like -.- ... HAHA...
Then Me And Eunos met up with Nabil and Dao Wen and waited for Luqman to arrive... *In Mat Rempit Voice* "Usual la... Malay always late..." HAHAH... No offense ...
ROFL! Then Kai Wei came along and we were like, Dude where is your Full U? He threw it away -.- ...
Took the incomplete photo of the Matz... 3/5 Completed... With Darren Low going MJC and Azeek going TP...
Entered TPJC and breathed in my first breath as a JC1 Student... Kinda weird feeling when the principal called me as "JC1 Students Come........ (smth)" And they also addressed us by Ladies and Gentlemen... WTH... Are we that old... I kind of miss on being a Sec 4 students... And i also heard stories that a guy, L1R5 RAW SCORE 12, NO CCA No nothing, MJC 10th Choice, WENT INTO MJC!!!! WTF!
Realize that i am not tellin you what happen in the Jc itself? COZ IT WAS UBER BORING... My eyes had only 1 mission... Fall asleep... LOL .. NO! ... Haha... But seriously, its DAMN Boring...
So around 1505hrs it ended. I ran back to Dunman, and do you Still remember what i was wearing? Yes? Good... I entered Dunman's Side gate, AGAIN, and bought Apple Juice... I evny those innocent Sec 1 - 4 Students in there who are oblivious what JC life is all abt... So i waited at Dunman's 29 Bus Stop for me bus... Good Old Days... DAMN I REGRETTED WHAT I DIDNT DO...
So btw, for those of you who knows and have the knowledge i acquired, COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOU GUYS ARE IN ITE SIMEI!!!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
2nd Best
Harith... He who always gets second best at everythin... So it aint surprising that he got into his second choice school... Dunman wasnt his first also... Those who knew me, i really , REALLY wanted to go Ngee Ann Sec... And psle, I wanted to get 235 , yet i got 234... O'level , i wanted to get 12 YET i got 13 ... For Gals, ... HAHA... NOPE... Joker style ^_^ ... XXX JC/Poly/ITE here i come!
Friday, January 22, 2010
STMS
So yesterday, I went for my medical check up for my *Secret Job That I Am Gonna Be* at STMS ... Woke up at 0540 hrs, 40 Mins later than usual... And apparently, 40 Mins Seems to be the time i always stumble upon... PUN INTENDED... Took Bus 5 all the way to East Point, Transfer over via MRT to Eunos and took 94 all the way to Eunos Link Near Hougang Ave 3... When i reach there, Time was 0744 Hrs...
The best part was, I came 6 mins early and the aunty was like... Havent office hour yet la boy... And soon, i had my test to see if i was capable of being a *Secret Job That I Am Gonna Be*...
First, I had an X-Ray ... The uncle was like... Hmm... Your back bone ah... Let see... *Points at my X-ray* .... *5 Mins Later* .. OK Fine ... -.- ...
Then, I went for the Dental Check Up... The Dentist then poked several teeth with his Metal thingy and ok... That was fast...
Then i had my ECG and they asked me to go topless and lay down... To my dismay, it was an un-hot Nurse that attended to me... Took my ECG and it was 84 Beats/Min ... Then she said... Woah.. why so high? You Scared ah? Then i was like... Scared of what sia? And she said... you nervous ah? And i was like -.-" Nervous of YOU!?!?! WTH!!!
Soon after, they took my Height and Weight and calculated my BMI and it was 19.1 .. Apparently, to be a *Secret Job That I Am Gonna Be* i needed a BMI of at least 20 .. SIANZ...
Took all the necessary measurements and that includes Chest and Thigh , Arm and Leg Length... And so on...
After that, I had my Audio Test... Several Frequencies and Amplitudes later, I need to go for my Nose test... And All Pass...
Then, THERE IS ONE TEST THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO BE A *Secret Job That I Am Gonna Be* ... DO THEY REALLY HAVE TO CHECK MY BALLS? YES... THERE WAS A BALLS TEST... ZOMG... AND THE TESTER WAS AN OLD WOMAN... WTH!!! EVEN IF IT WAS AN ITE NURSING STUDENT, I DONT CARE... BUT THIS? NO ! NO! NO! ... WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OVER AND DONE WITH ... Plus, i really dn mind the Pay they gave me just to attend this Medical Check up...
Then Went for Urine test and Blood test... Tip for those reading this... Next time going for a Urine test, DONT OVERFLOW YOUR TEST TUBE OR CONTAINER... Been there done that... Haha... And Blood test was like... I mosquito bite...
Then went to see the Optometrist... MAN SHES HOT & Polite... A Hot Optometrist... LOL... No Pun Intended... And they had to check the Color of my eye? What has that gotta do with being a *Secret Job That I Am Gonna Be*...
Waiting for Blood test result now... And THANK GOD THERE WASNT A SPERM TEST!!! I wonder how they are gonna obtain that... ROFL!!! WAKKAA .... TEEHEE!!!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Desktop
If you guys are wondering how my personal desktop looks like, here it is... COOL BACK DROP!
And Yes... My torrent is always on... So that i can SUCK AS MUCH BANDWITH from the PPL next doors,above and below me... Try to guess what pic this is and when it was taken... (In Gregorian Calendar Terms, Not Star Date... ROFL!)
Monday, January 11, 2010
CRAP @ Chem!
My Target was 7≤X≤12 ... And I got 13 .. WTF!!! Oh well... At least i PASS ENGLISH, Lit and HUMANS!!! THATS GOOD!!! No C5 or C6 ... YEAH!!! And Fk Chem... A2.... If A1 I can go MJC Liao!
Btw, I still cant believe Mr Yap Gave Me and Dion Detention Slips coz we came late at 11 am in Full school uniform... Then say woke up late...
All FOUR MISSIONS COMPLETE!!!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
O'level Results...
The moment I read "The results of the 2009 Singapore-Cambridge General Certificate of Education Ordinary Level (GCE O-Level) Examination will be released on Monday, 11 January 2010." On MOE website... My Heart Sank... GG!!! THIS MONDAY!!! WHOOAAA... Is it just me or the rate of change of time is accelerating?
Monday, January 4, 2010
First day of SCHOOL!
ZOMG! I cant believe it! First day of school am I am not in school! FIRST TIME EVA IN 12 YEARS! I MISS A lot of things!!! Wonder what Mr L said to his Form Class Today...
In order of the things i miss:
5) Dunman Canteen Food
4) Being Sec 4
3) Having to go to school
2) Being called Seniors and the short pants will look up to you...
1) I cant tell you...
PS:// I seem very good with making lists! HAHA!!!
Friday, January 1, 2010
First Post of 2010
So this is it... 2010 ... Not bad so far... Full Moon Here... And i have just the idea for Vid #8 ...
Me (Cameraman) and Dion dress up as Dunmanites and go to school on 4/Jan/2010 and tape the first Period of this year's Batch of 4D students in their classroom... Why that classroom you may ask? Coz Mr L, OUR MOST DEAREST TEACHER, is in the and Atticus too! Btw, Taping the moment he will say ... "NO TIME ALREADY GUYS!" to the students will be EPIC!!! HAHA!!!
Just an idea... CANT WAIT FOR TEACHER'S Day!!!!
